SUBJECT PROFILE
LIVE- ALIAS
- DecaySchulz
- CLASSIFICATION
- Social Hazard
- PRONOUNS
- Chairs/Chairs
- AGE
- 27 (Allegedly)
- KNOWN HABITS
- Alcohol, VRChat, Chaos
- CURRENT QUOTE
- “It’s that time again, drink up.”
Identity File
A leaked dossier compiled from sightings, hearsay, and questionable decisions.
DecaySchulz + Epsi
The favorite duo, caught on record.
DUO: VERIFIED
STATUS: FAVORITE WIFE
Charges / Allegations
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Gang Sign Master
Reportedly fluent in hand signals that mean absolutely nothing and everything at once.
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RISK: MEDIUMBedSheet Masturbator
For legal reasons, we cannot elaborate. For hygienic reasons, we refuse.
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RISK: ????RuneScape ERPer
Witnesses claim the roleplay started as “just a bit” and became an organized lifestyle.
[REDACTED ████ “🗡️” ██████]
RISK: HIGHProfessional Wife of Epsi
Contractual marriage. Competitive benefits. Overtime payable in chaos and cocktails.
[REDACTED ████████ “YES, CHEF” ███]
RISK: DOMESTICMassive Gooner
Large quantities of unproductive enthusiasm have been documented.
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RISK: EXTREMERaging Alcoholic
Repeatedly observed entering “SMASHED” and leaving with questionable confidence.
[REDACTED ███ “ONE MORE” █████]
RISK: VERY HIGHData Links
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DISCLAIMER
Interaction may result in emotional damage, hangovers, or ERP incidents.